Private Training Session Guidelines!
Jul 23, 2013 23:54:48 GMT -5
Post by Elletnah™ The JabberJay on Jul 23, 2013 23:54:48 GMT -5
Hello, hello, hello! Welp, the time has come for us to speak of many things! Of shoes and ships - of ceiling wax; of cabbages and private training sessions! Ah yup! It’s that time! And as we’re all gonna get only one chance to make our sessions the best they can be, we’d better put up some regulations to make sure that these sessions are not only fun to write, but also fun to read! So you’d better commit the following rules to memory (or just have it close at hand) to make sure they’re adequate. (Not good, because only the creativity and neatness of the way you write will make your session good, but with these rules, all the sessions ought to be adequate with or without good writing.)
NUMERO UNO! – You’re post has to be five hundred words or more. Do bear in mind that the more you write, the higher your score, so you might want to exceed five hundred to the best of your ability!
NUMERO DOS! – Make certain that the private sessions go in descending district order: in other words, starting with District One, and then ending with District Twelve. No exceptions (sorry)! And also please remember that the male tribute goes before the female tribute. Just the way it is – sorry. :/
NUMERO TRES! – Please stick your private training session on the main board of the training floor (in other words, don’t put them in the archery station or the blade station or the like). Also, please do make certain to stick “Private Training Session” in your title, as well as your tribute’s district number. (In example: “PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT! [Private Training Session for District Badass 488888888888923874 tribbie mactribbie trib tribute])
NUMERO CUATRO! – Be as creative as you wish with your session! Just, ah, don’t shoot any arrows or projectiles or what-have-you at the Gamemakers. I mean, we can’t all be Katniss Everdeens!
NUMERO CINCO! – Yah see that dagger? You likes daggers? Take it…hold it...feel how smoooooooooth and sharp that blades is…? Oh, wait – yah see that there mace? Pretty neat mace, huh? Why don’t you go hold it for awhile…Oh, don’t worry! You can keep dat dere dagger…Maybe you can do some cool combo with that there dagger…
…Basically, what I’m trying to say here is that you can use any weapons you want, and you can do anything you want with them (aside from threatening the Gamemakers with them).
NUMERO SEIS! – Remember that you can still play around on the training floor once you’re through with your private session! Just bear in mind that the training floor ought to close down at Monday night, and that all threads have to be prior to the private training session. The day after the private training session will be the tribute interviews, and your tributes will be too busy getting ready for them to train beforehand, so it really wouldn’t make much sense if you say your thread on the training floor is after the private sessions.
ALSO, REMEMBER THAT EACH POST THAT EXCEEDS 500 WORDS HELPS US FEED HOMELESS PUPPIES! SO, UNLESS YOU’RE A HATER AND YOU JUST DESPISE PUPPIES AND YOU KICK THEM IN THE STREET AND YOU GIVE THEM DRUGS JUST SO YOU CAN WATCH THEM RUIN THEIR LIVES WITH THE STUFF AND THROW THEMSELVES OVER A BRIDGE FIVE YEARS LATER CAUSE THEY’VE JACKED UP THEIR LIVES SO INCREDIBLY BAD WITH THOSE DRUGS YOU KEEP GIVING THEM, YOU, MY FRIEND, HAD BETTER WRITE POSTS THAT EXCEED 500 WORDS – OR ELSE YOU ARE NOT ONLY A VIOLENT DRUG DEALER, BUT ALSO A PUPPY-HATER, AND YOU, MY FRIEND, SICKEN ME TO MY FACE!
Written by the lovey Raeoki
NUMERO UNO! – You’re post has to be five hundred words or more. Do bear in mind that the more you write, the higher your score, so you might want to exceed five hundred to the best of your ability!
NUMERO DOS! – Make certain that the private sessions go in descending district order: in other words, starting with District One, and then ending with District Twelve. No exceptions (sorry)! And also please remember that the male tribute goes before the female tribute. Just the way it is – sorry. :/
NUMERO TRES! – Please stick your private training session on the main board of the training floor (in other words, don’t put them in the archery station or the blade station or the like). Also, please do make certain to stick “Private Training Session” in your title, as well as your tribute’s district number. (In example: “PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT! [Private Training Session for District Badass 488888888888923874 tribbie mactribbie trib tribute])
NUMERO CUATRO! – Be as creative as you wish with your session! Just, ah, don’t shoot any arrows or projectiles or what-have-you at the Gamemakers. I mean, we can’t all be Katniss Everdeens!
NUMERO CINCO! – Yah see that dagger? You likes daggers? Take it…hold it...feel how smoooooooooth and sharp that blades is…? Oh, wait – yah see that there mace? Pretty neat mace, huh? Why don’t you go hold it for awhile…Oh, don’t worry! You can keep dat dere dagger…Maybe you can do some cool combo with that there dagger…
…Basically, what I’m trying to say here is that you can use any weapons you want, and you can do anything you want with them (aside from threatening the Gamemakers with them).
NUMERO SEIS! – Remember that you can still play around on the training floor once you’re through with your private session! Just bear in mind that the training floor ought to close down at Monday night, and that all threads have to be prior to the private training session. The day after the private training session will be the tribute interviews, and your tributes will be too busy getting ready for them to train beforehand, so it really wouldn’t make much sense if you say your thread on the training floor is after the private sessions.
ALSO, REMEMBER THAT EACH POST THAT EXCEEDS 500 WORDS HELPS US FEED HOMELESS PUPPIES! SO, UNLESS YOU’RE A HATER AND YOU JUST DESPISE PUPPIES AND YOU KICK THEM IN THE STREET AND YOU GIVE THEM DRUGS JUST SO YOU CAN WATCH THEM RUIN THEIR LIVES WITH THE STUFF AND THROW THEMSELVES OVER A BRIDGE FIVE YEARS LATER CAUSE THEY’VE JACKED UP THEIR LIVES SO INCREDIBLY BAD WITH THOSE DRUGS YOU KEEP GIVING THEM, YOU, MY FRIEND, HAD BETTER WRITE POSTS THAT EXCEED 500 WORDS – OR ELSE YOU ARE NOT ONLY A VIOLENT DRUG DEALER, BUT ALSO A PUPPY-HATER, AND YOU, MY FRIEND, SICKEN ME TO MY FACE!
Written by the lovey Raeoki
